A REAL use for celebrities

Author: Tinman

Date: August 3, 2001

by Tinman
8-03-01
The celebrities amass in the African desert to prepare for Live Aid 2001
So, what do you want us to do?
Well, what I was planning was that now I've got you here...
...Is that I'd chain you to this old man and his boulder, and make you work in the fields till you die or pay off the debt.
Couldn't we just sing 'Do they know it's Christmas' and then go home?
No.