Next Week: Tinman fights Mohammed, shouting 'FUCK THE KORAN'

Author: Tinman

Date: August 14, 2001

by Tinman
8-14-01
Tinman is taken to Heaven by Jesus for 'a little chat'
Gaze upon the kingdom of Heaven, my son. Do you feel all your questions answered and your troubled soul eased by my love for you and all creation?
Actually, no.
Look. The fact of the faked stories about Cassie Bernall and Rachel Scott aren't what matters. The point is that they repented and accepted me into their hearts before their death.
Um... Did they do that because of true faith, or because American Society dictates that you turn to Jesus as a last resort? And repentance? Any fool can regret yesterday.
I should smite you SO BAD.