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| Woah, I forgot about my letter. It's almost like I did it on purpose to build suspense. The return address is to 'The Muslim Jihad Selection Committe 2001'??? | |
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| Dear Tinman, Congratulations! This letter is in response to the title of Lowpass strip #30679, in which you wish to commit a sex act with the Koran. You're now a nominee for a Jihad, and then death! | |
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| However, we cannot guarantee you will be allowed this honour unless you make a mockery of our religion again in you strips, or become best mates with U2 and write shitty songs with them. | |
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| Thank god I've already killed Bono. Things can't get any worse. | |
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| we ran out of toilet paper while you were away, so I've been wiping my ass on that stack of Korans you kept in the bathroom. | |
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