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| Well, that's it. I'm a dead man. I guess I better let the media know. Maybe some sort of public outcry will shame the extremists into not killing me. | |
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The Daily Record, Glasgow
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| A Scottish citizen has just had a Jihad put out on him for his mistaken attempts at humour! | |
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| Really? We've been under a lot of stick recently for false reportage. We'd better make sure and get this story straight! | |
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| According to the Daily Record, Firsat Dag was a killbot sent from the future by the Jihad to kill me before I made strip #30679. | |
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