issue 45 of 'The Avengers'

Author: Tinman

Date: August 18, 2001

by Tinman
8-18-01
The Daily Record now claim there is a second Firsat Dag killbot still on the loose and aiming to kill me! However, 79% of those polled wish him luck in his endevours.
The Scottish Sun even claim I should let him kill me in the name of good race relations in Britain.
I'm fucked. I'm going to have to fight fire with fire.
Only one person, uh, thing? can save me now!
The saviour?
fOr 40 BuCkS i'D aCtiVaTe My AsS vAcUuM aNd RoTaTe My ScRoTaL cLaMpS!!