You saw this coming, right? It's clever, I swear.

Author: Tinman

Date: November 20, 2001

by Tinman
11-20-01
Gareth McCheesecake reports to the commander of the forum zombies...
Sir! The attempts to convert Tinman are failing! Neither cold logic nor the threat of zombie bitings are getting through to him!
Sir, we're running out of ideas!
Shocka!
TOBOR IS NOT PLEASED. INITIATE GARETH ASSRAPE PROGRAM.