Why isn't there an ordinary airplane background?

Author: Tinman

Date: November 23, 2001

by Tinman
11-23-01
Welcome to Osama Air, this flight travels from Glasgow to Tibet. We may be expecting some, ahem, turbulence.
This flight is great - There's hardly anybody on, so I can stretch out, and despite the fact that the stewardesses wear thes black tent things, I think I saw one of their ankles.
I wonder what the in-flight movie is?
'The execution of the ankle showing slut'. Hmm.