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| The execution was death by duty free. It was like the Generation game, except that instead of a conveyor belt full of cheap merch whizzing past, it was all thrown at a woman till she died screaming. | |
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| Now the sinner has been judged, it's time for us to die in glory by crashing into Mount Everest. It's our goal as Muslims to get 74 virgins by crashing planes into the tallest things we can find. | |
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| The fact that the safety demonstration consisted of the words 'PREPARE TO DIE FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH' being screamed at me repeatedly should really have prepared me for this. | |
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