Side Story: Kajun tries to save Andy

Author: Tinman

Date: November 24, 2001

by Tinman
11-24-01
Andy, I have to stop your forum zombie ways, if I can only get through to you...
Shut up, idiot. I'm not a zombie any more! I'm a vampire, so none of your chanting or whatever is going to work on me!
I guess a slight change of tact is needed.
Whatever. Back to counting random things and eating delicious chocolatey cereal!
I'm sorry, but the only Van Helsing we have is 'Van Helsing's Novelty Reject Dildo Museum' in Soho, London. Do you want the number?