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| Okay, I know you Van Helsings have dealt with vampires before, how can we cure Andy? | |
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| Well, I personally have only ever worked in the museum. I guess I could stab him through the heart with our best garlic flavoured wooden dildo. | |
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| Hmm. I'm looking for something that's going to leave him less... Dead. | |
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| Lemme check the manual... It's experimental, but there's an intense 'deprogramming' option available. | |
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Later, in a cheap motel far off the beaten track...
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| YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE. YOU ARE ANDY DOUGAN, FILM CRITIC EXTRODINARE. YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE, YOU ARE ANDY DOUGAN, FILM CRITIC EXTRODINARE... | |
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| I'll agree to anything - just stop hitting me in the face with a badly made 'anal intruder' donkey dong. | |
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