Ralph Macchio as - DANIEL LA RUSSO!

Author: Tinman

Date: April 25, 2002

by Tinman
4-25-02
Porno Bunny, the last 4 months I've spent with you have been the best time of my life. I sure could go for a several strip flashback though, to, you know, re-live the experience.
Certainly! You should be expecting an acid flashback by now anyway.
And so the screen went all wavy and 'The Power of Love' started playing...
To start your training, I want you to paint my house using only an up-down motion with your hand.
Ah... I see, this is going to train me how to do kung fu to beat Tobor, isn't it?
No, my house needs painted, and I want an even coat.