Piro better get his fucking act together, or I'll kill him.

Author: Tinman

Date: April 25, 2002

by Tinman
4-25-02
Finished painting my house?
Yep, I've also beaten your wife, cleaned the septic tank, sent an envelope full of cum to Lorraine Kelly, shot the rabid dog in your guest bedroom, replaced your car engine with a hamster in a wheel..
I've also set fire to an effigy of Dustin Diamond while gyrating naked to Pat Boone records, skinned 8 sewer rats and made you a new bedspread, buttered 352 pieces of toast...
I didn't ask you to do any of that.
Yeah, but I was bored and needed something to do.