Last time I'll ever use this joke, I swear.

Author: Tinman

Date: June 9, 2002

by Tinman
6-09-02
So Andy! Seeing a lame version of yourself shocked you into returning to your old self, eh?
Yep. No more blood drinking for me. Well, actually, I mostly just drank Ribena and pretended it was blood. Blood rich in Vitamin C, or something.
Yeah... But, uh, there's 2 of you now... How's that going to work out?
Not anymore there isn't! You see, by a mysterious turn of events, the fake me turned out to actually be a vampire. I just put him out in the sunlight and our problem was solved.
I AM SAM (12): Sean Penn is a mentally challenged man who goes to court for the right to raise his seven-year-old daughter on his own. SAPPY.