I just hate him so muchdgldjhgrbrewfuyge!!!111

Author: Tinman

Date: June 13, 2002

by Tinman
6-13-02
Hi Viewers! Here I am with the McDonald's Corporation's Ronald McDonald. Now, you know, if there's one thing he loves, it's molesting children.
Are you kidding? I'd rather be fucking a fresh, hairless 6 year old snatch right now!
(shudder) Yeah, and, you know, when he's not busy molesting children, he likes to go and eat a delicious Happy Meal at one of the many fine McDonalds restaraunts.
*fap fap fap*
The toys make luring children into his home so much easier.