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| Hi Viewers! Here I am with the McDonald's Corporation's Ronald McDonald. Now, you know, if there's one thing he loves, it's molesting children. | |
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| Are you kidding? I'd rather be fucking a fresh, hairless 6 year old snatch right now! | |
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| (shudder) Yeah, and, you know, when he's not busy molesting children, he likes to go and eat a delicious Happy Meal at one of the many fine McDonalds restaraunts. | |
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| The toys make luring children into his home so much easier. | |
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