True stories about working in Oxfam

Author: Tinman

Date: June 20, 2002

by Tinman
6-20-02
A drunken ned wanders into the store, slightly off balance and pauses in front of the till.
Ahv just had an argument waye that Oriental gent ootside... Huv yeh goat a' bathroom?
Sorry, no.
Christ... Yer aw alike... Ahv goat tae tell ye, ahm no a racist... Fuck it, I am a racist, these c**ts don't deserve to live...
???
And so he wandered out of the store, possibly into the sunset, never to be seen again...
Hi, I'll just have these books, please.
Certainly, would you like to make a hilarously racist comment while here? At least you're buying something.