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by Tiq
7-04-05
Alright, we are done with experimenting for today
cool, lets go mess with the humans!
naah, im gonna go make something to eat with this new gadget i bought.
Fine!, i'll go to earth on my own.
Can i come, Grhblar?
No Derek, you suck.

 

by Tiq
7-04-05
Lets burn things!
Oh sweet jesus, this is good weed.
Hey human! Take me to your leader before i eat your brains.
Ok, it's starting to get a little freaky now.
Im not kidding dumbass, take me to your leader.
Hey, nobody talks to me like that. Especially not figments of my imagination!

 

by Tiq
7-04-05
No kidding.
I can see the trees again, I must be coming down. Hey, wait a sec, your still here!
How did you guess?
So your a real alien then.
Stupid stoner.
Im outta here.

 

by Tiq
7-04-05
Where the hell did that kid go?
Got to get away from that Alien.
Looks like i lost him.
Howdy!
Not another alien!
My names Derek, whats yours?

 

by Tiq
7-04-05
Ah, there you are ki....... Derek! what the hell are you doing here?
I am so screwed.
I came to help you destroy the humans, look i even brought a laser gun.
Derrk, i told you not to come here.
But i can help, all i have to do is press this button and....

 

by Tiq
7-04-05
I hate you Derek.
*Sniff*, I know
And the moral of the story is...
Dont do drugs!
Dont do drugs!

 

by Tiq
7-04-05
....
Would you like some jesus juice?
Not another one
Your doing it all wrong
what do you mean?

 

by Tiq
7-04-05
Hello my son.
Hello father. Listen father, i just killed my neighbours. What will happen to me?
Do not worry my son, the lord loves and forgives all his children.
really! Oh thank the lord!
Unless of course your gay, in which case you can rot for all he cares.

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
Im so sick of these kids on the internet talking about there L33t Sk11lz
Its time to do something about it.
It has begun.
Y0u Suxorz!

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
Its fun to work!
We get $.0003 a shoe!
Shut up and get back to work
That'll be $65
These shoes kick ass!

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
Recently the user vampjazzy made a comic insinuating I wore skirts......
My name is Vampjazzy, i am so funny.
Nooooooo!
Time to die, Vampjazzy!!!!
Your mean!
How do you like me now!

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
mwahahahahah, now nobody will mock me!, hey thats a pretty nice looking skirt she's wearing.
Yoink!

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
I think its time me and Vamp get rid of all this negativity between us. But how should i go about it....
Aha!!, i know.
Hey Vamp, listen I........What the hell!!?
Tiq!, ummm i can explain....
Boobies!!!!!

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
Take off the mask.
No, you take off the mask.
Pretender!
Wannabe!
Take off the mask.
No, you take off the mask.

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
If you dont take off the mask im going to stab you with this machete.
You can't scare me, besides everyone knows a scythe is way cooler than a machete.
That may be, but theres one thing a machete has that a scythe doesnt.
whats that?
Speed!
Hurk!

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
Hi there!
Damn Straight!

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
Shhh!
Why are you hiding behind me?
I keep getting the feeling im being watched.....

 

by Tiq
7-05-05
These blood stains are such a pain....
*sigh*
sometimes its just not worth waking up in the morning.

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
It's so nice moving to a new neighbourhood.
Waddya know, i've been invited to a party by the new neighbours
okkkkk.....
Welcome neighbour!

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
So whats with the owner of the house?
Oh you men Steve, Yeah he's a little weird....
Time to play spin the bottle!......

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
I swear to god if this guy makes me play one more parlour game i'll kill myself.
Now lets play truth or dare!
Or better yet......

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
Aaaah, the pain!!!!
Oh god, look at the blood!
Hurk!
Theres an axe in my chest!
Hey gues sorry im late i jus.......Oh jesus h. christ!!!!
This happens at every party i go to....

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
This sucks, things couldnt get any worse.
Goddammit
Mate!

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
Tiq and Vampjazzy are flirting on the pvp forum again. *type* For god sake get a room already you two! *type*
What the hell does he mean, get a room?
Hehe, did you read that stupid post about us. Like that would ever happen.
Hey, up here buddy!

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
Get back here you little shit!
No hurt Kidspider, want to live long time!

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
There, thats everyone taken care of.
Now to get back to Vampjazzy.
Hey vamp, im back. Sorry about all that confu...... Oh for god sake not again!
Dont you EVER knock?
Im so lucky!!

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
Time to check any new messages on the forum.
From *Kidspider* So said to me, hey what you do for....
Im putting an end to this, once and for all....

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
all in good fun Kidspider!
hmmm, Geek seems to be having a little bit Too much fun ragging on spider, what should i do to fix this....
Eureka
I am so incredible!!!

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
Great party huh, But what are you supposed to be?
A vietnamese prostitute.
Im wearing a mask!
Oh it is SO on!

 

by Tiq
7-06-05
Recently incrediblegeek posted a comic showing me attacking him while he was in a weelchair
Let me just assure you i would NEVER do anything like that. Im not some kind of monster....
Now comatose patients, THERES you'r easy killing.....
*Gasp*

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
4 bombs have been set off in london, we believe it to be the work of an unkown terrorist faction, working in the name of Al qaeda...
I send my love to the families of all those lost or injured in the explosions.

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
Hey tiq, why dont you sit down and play SvR with me?
I can't
Why not?
Because theres no character image of me playing video games.
Oh.

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
It seems Geek is starting to catch on to my plots to kill him, I have to think of something to outsmart him, but what?
Eureka!
After the cloning procedure........
Lets put all this negativity behind us, waddya say?
Yeah sure.

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
I wonder where Geek is today.
....
Help me!!!!
Ok precious, now you just bend over and i'll do the rest.....

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
For the love of god Tiq, help me!
Dont be shy.....
Oops, i think i hear my mother calling, gotta go geek.
Nooooooooooo!!

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
A moment of silence for all my brothers and sisters in the U.k. who were affected by the Bombings....

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
You still suck.
I know.

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
Make way everyone, angry mob of pissed off Yanks and Limeys on there way!!!
oooooooooh shit..............

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
TOBOR is home!!!!
Uh-oh.....

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
Looks like Vamp made another comic about me, lets take a look............. Oh she is so gonna pay for that one!
Wait, Vamp. Were not done yet!
Flowers! I'll give you Fucking flowers!!
Heeeelp!!!!!

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
The Pain....
Oh shut up Geek, you'll be fine.
Well this sucks.
Hey Big boy.
ooooh thats not good

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
You can run but you cant hide!!
You wont catch me!
Awwwww crap
Give it up little man.

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
Allllaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
What?
The?
Hell?

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
After the dust settles....
Oh my god, I'm Alive! I'm the only one who survived!
.......
Wait a sec!, that makes no fucking sense whatsoever!

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
Let me just clear this up for you people.I am not some kind of sad child who cant control himself around women!!!!
Oooooooooh Tiiiq...........
Damn you....woman.

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
Robot controls you........
Take out the garbage!!
Get me some scrap metal and a glue gun!!!
Clean up the dog poop!!
Buy me some chocolate!!
Yes masters....

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
Hello little webcomic embodiment of me.
Hey Tiq. I've noticed that you seem to be running out of ideas lately for the comic.
Yeah thats true, but what do you suggest I do?
Hmmmm, let me think. Ah-ha!! I know. Insulting other comics always gets a reaction. How bout taking a shot at Scott Kurtz
Fuck you, webcomic embodiment.
It was only a suggestion

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
Did you see Geek's new comic?
Yeah i saw it.
You know what you have to do right?
Oh yes.....
*Meanwhile in the REAL world*

 

by Tiq
7-07-05
You know something Tiq, I think we need to change things around a little bit.
What do you mean?
Well, nobody seems to find it easy to relate to a serial killer, so i've decided to change your image.
Waddya mean change my...........Oh dear sweet baby jesus!!!!
Hehe, only joking.
Oh you are so not gettin a christmas card this year....

 

by Tiq
7-08-05
Kidspider back now! get voodo lady make me normal!!
Did you hear something just now?
Like a thousnad people screaming all at once.....

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