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by Toastertron
5-28-01
With my latest invention, I will surely rule this world!
Behold! Are you afraid?
So what are we going to do?
Well, we'll start by making a few prank calls. Do you have the number of the White House?

 

by Toastertron
5-28-01
...Continued...
George! Phone's ringing!
You sure?
Uhm, hello?
Yes? Is that the White House? I'd like a medium chow mein, two orders of egg fried rice and a goat, please? (chuckle)
..And then, I asked for a goat!
You're pathetic.

 

by Toastertron
5-28-01
Another foolproof plan down the drain! What I need is a new strategy.
Or a new line of work.
Maybe if I set the timer for five minutes this time...
Maybe if you hadn't given that speech on how you were invincible, they wouldn't have got away.
Later...
Another foolproof plan down the drain! What I need is a new strategy.
I really think the speeches need work.

 

by Toastertron
5-28-01
Do you think we're boring, Evil Bug?
At times, suicidally so.
What we need is a new, exciting character to liven up our witty banter.
I'm sure they're not that desperate.
This saddens and disgusts me.
Yo, bitches!

 

by Toastertron
5-29-01
I'm a BAD mo'fo'!
I can't help thinking that introducing a comedy black character will only lose us even more popularity.
What you mean, foo'?
You're just a gimmick. I'm the star of this strip.
Yeah, but I got me a laser!
This is more pain that I possibly perceived robots could feel.

 

by Toastertron
5-29-01
Look out, children! An evil robot genius is on the rampage!
Okay, kid, time to face your doom.
Cool! A robot, like in Gundam Wing!
Please don't be cruel. I'm a sensitive robot, and have feelings.
After much use of a high-powered laser device, or something similar...
And I look nothing like one of those stupid, hi-tech Gundam pieces of foolishness. Do I, Evil Bug?
No, you're just generally crap, Crap Robot.

 

by Toastertron
5-30-01
Yo, Crap Guy!
That would be Crap Robot.
You sure? I thought I was talkin' to some Crap Guy.
Look, you. I am the only super villain worthy of the prefix 'Crap'. Acknowledge me!
Good, 'cos I wanna whip yo' bitch-ass!
Now you mention it, I think there's a Crap Guy who lives on Maple Street...

 

by Toastertron
5-30-01
Can you guess what I'm about to do?
Yes, I'm finally going to destroy those pesky humans once and for all.
Evil Bug! Once you get inside, jump out of that disguise and open the door for me!
This is a stupid, stupid plan.

 

by Toastertron
5-31-01
BZZZT! MUST...
...DESTROY!
Go on! Obliterate them all!
...DESTROY!
DESTROY!
Squeak?

 

by Toastertron
6-05-01
I grow tired of being an evil genius. I think I shall retire and reunite myself with my creator.
MUST... DESTROY?
Father!
You? After all these years of mad invention, I have never produced a being so crap... and yet so perfect...
Find Out Next Time!
Mrowl, who's your friend?
Her? I don't know.

 

by Toastertron
6-05-01
Well, this strip might not have Crap Robot in it. Think yourself lucky.
Excuse me, beautiful lady?
What?
Would you like to go out for dinner?
Who you eating?
Doesn't mean it was actually going to be funny.
Did you say WHO?
Yes. I'm a cannibal. Couldn't you tell?

 

by Toastertron
6-05-01
Cannibal Zoe, Crap Robot's New Adoptive Mother, goes looking for dinner.
I'll eat this kid here. She's in way too many of these comics.
I'm not a kid. I'm a grown woman!
How can you read my thoughts!?
It says what you're thinking in that box above your head.
So naturally, I had to eat her then.
It sounds so beautiful when you say it that way!

 

by Toastertron
6-05-01
Curses! Professor Zygote is coming over to analyse my funding, and I've never invented anything that isn't crap!
I have a good idea...
Later...
Greetings! I am Professor Zygote!
Father isn't in right now. Would you like to speak to my mother?
It all ends in blood and violence, naturally.
Hello, madam!
Hmmm. You're the guy who was coming for dinner, right? Mmmm...

 

by Toastertron
6-05-01
Dr. Y is considering a complex mathematical function...
If f(x)=y, and f(y)=z!/2abxy...
It's so cute when you do maths in your head...
It is?
Maybe you'd like to go multiply with me upstairs...
Bah! At least when I had my own script we didn't use poor sexual innuendoes!
BUT WE CAN SPY ON THEM THROUGH THE KEYHOLE!

 

by Toastertron
6-05-01
Crap Robot goes to see his old friend Evil Bug.
My girlfriend's coming over, and I don't know what to do.
You should cook her dinner. Ladies love a man with domestic skills.
Later, back at the lab.
Okay, unusually monochromatic chicken. My girlfriend's coming for dinner, and I'm going to cook you.
You can't cook me. I'm just a two-dimensional pen and ink drawing.
That's alright. Neither nor my girlfriend need to eat anyway.
Shall we go and see Pearl Harbor instead?

 

by Toastertron
6-05-01
Crap Robot and Miss Pentium have just seen "Pearl Harbor"...
Bah. That was a foolish film.
Yes, but that P-47 was soooo dreamy...
Better looking than me?
You don't have wings, but you're still cute.
Bah. I never wanted to be cute. Can I at least be glacial and suave?
I think my cousin has some self-help videos.

 

by Toastertron
6-05-01
Don't squirm, Buckethead. I'm only performing some essential maintenance work.
DR. Y GOOD HUMAN! NO DESTROY DR. Y!
Yes. This hurts.
SORRY DR. Y! BUCKETHEAD NO MEAN IT!

 

by Toastertron
6-06-01
Breaking news!
Hmm. This is interesting.
News Flash! The country is at war! At citizens are advised to volunteer for the 1st Deathsquad... um... Infantry at your local school or library!
Quickly, everyone! We're at war! The future of our country is in our hands!
Does everyone have to sign up?
No, but if we don't we'll be reviled as cowards and traitors and be denied the riht to vote in future elections.
What country do we live in again?

 

by Toastertron
6-06-01
This is insane! Our friends and comrades are dying around us and morale is at an all time low!
I didn't even think robots had to fight in wars.
And now, we're down to our last packets of rations. If the enemy don't kill us, we'll starve!
What are you talking about? There's food all around us!
Eh. C'est la vie. I got dibs on the guy caught in the barbed wire then.
I saw him first!

 

by Toastertron
6-06-01
Buckethead and Crap Robot await the sound to charge...
BUCKETHEAD SHALL WRITE WAR POETRY IN HONOUR OF THIS OCCASION
This should be interesting...
A SOLDIER AM I IN THE TRENCH WITH HIS FRIEND CRAP ROBOT
Eh?
I WISH I WAS A TREE SO QUIET THEN AND ALL ALONE
I think your poetry was better when you had a two-word vocabulary.

 

by Toastertron
6-09-01
Dr. Y receives a telegram from General-Sir Charles McWiggin...
This letter says we've won the war! We can all go home!
But the food here is really good!
But on the other side of No-Man's land...
This letter says we've won the war! We can all go home!
But we haven't finished annihilating the mammalian oppressors yet!
All is not what it seems...
Now that the two warring sides think they have won, they will be unprepared for our INVASION OF THE EARTH!
Yeah! Go weird aliens!

 

by Toastertron
6-17-01
The Mysterious Aliens are planning to invade the Earth.
Zr'Badoing! How will we infiltrate the humans? Our comical appearance will surely give us away!
Fear not, Splog! I have a failsafe plan!
What's this plan of yours, my brother?
We will go to Roswell, New Mexico, in a disguise so cunning that nobody will ever guess we're aliens!
Well, that was a bit predictable.
Who would have thought humans were so stupid!
And even better, we can carry our weapons without fear of challenge!

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