Life in the Trenches, part One

Author: Toastertron

Date: June 6, 2001

by Toastertron
6-06-01
Breaking news!
Hmm. This is interesting.
News Flash! The country is at war! At citizens are advised to volunteer for the 1st Deathsquad... um... Infantry at your local school or library!
Quickly, everyone! We're at war! The future of our country is in our hands!
Does everyone have to sign up?
No, but if we don't we'll be reviled as cowards and traitors and be denied the riht to vote in future elections.
What country do we live in again?