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by Toke
9-12-01
Donkey & Elephant
Hello
Fuck me, a talking donkey!

 

by Toke
9-12-01
Stranded at sea
Well, I may be stranded at sea, but at least I've got my trusty Windows PC.
!
[ERROR: BAD OPERATING SYSTEM!]
Aw well, at least there's no sharks.

 

by Toke
9-12-01
Subliminal Advertising
Drink Coke! Coke is good! Always Coca-Cola! Yeah, Coke, Coke, Coke!!!
[-\\Brain registering information\\-]
...
I need an Orange Juice
sigh

 

by Toke
9-12-01
Announcement!
People of the World, we proudly present to you, by a majority vote of 98%, President Bush's replacement: This dog on a ball!
International Economies reach an all time high!!
Hooray for the new President!!

 

by Toke
9-13-01
Satan, at the gates of heaven
Go on, let me in! Just for 5 minutes!! I promise i'll come out again!
HA! Like fuck! It was your influence on the ignorance of mankind that got be nailed to this fucking thing in the first place.
Stupid little fuck.
Don't think I didn't hear that!

 

by Toke
9-13-01
Stand-up comedy
So I said: Only if there's chickens available!
Man, this crowd is dead!

 

by Toke
9-20-01
Hey, 2XB1, do you ever think that perhaps the creation of robots such as us was an oversight by mankind due to the moral issues of playing God and creating intelligent life, only for use as slaves?
No
I never liked you

 

by Toke
9-20-01
I don't know how you can argue that case for socialism when you look at the history of its existence, and how it can become so easily corruptible. Take the Soviet Union, for example.
Ha Ha! You're all red and square and you look silly!

 

by Toke
9-21-01
So, anyway, I asked him for my job back, but he'd already got a new delivery guy. What can I do?
You do know that you're a talking chicken don't you?
I told you to keep off the acid a thousand times already, Steve.

 

by Toke
9-21-01
Aw man. They cut off my dole again!
What? That's like the third time this month. What pathetic reason did they give this time?
"Dear sir, as explained previously, the welfare office feels your weird stick limbs, and lack of features make you ineligible not only for welfare, but also for membership of the human species."
Yeah man. they must have used that one on me like twenty times now.

 

by Toke
9-21-01
D'ya wanna hear what sucks?
Hit me.
My birthday's on the same day as Christmas, so I only get one lot of presents.
Well, I always knew you were dumb, but the fact that you're hallucinating a talking purple donkey too sorta confirms your stupidity.

 

by Toke
9-21-01
Its all in the way they act, but then who am I to argue, I don't write the damn screenplays.
Woah...There it is again...
What?
Man, that time you were definitely a chicken for a bit!
cunt

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