HEAVEN!!111

Author: Tom_D666

Date: July 8, 2003

by Tom_D666
7-08-03
It appears our hero is dead!
.. So.. Now what?
Welcome to Heaven!
Indeed. So, uh, what happens, around here?
Well, basically, all you do is sit around, worship me, worship God, and do other stuff. Like.. play E.T. for Atari 2600.
COULD HEAVEN ACTUALLY BE HELL?
E.T.??? AUGH. What happens if I kill myself here?
You can't. We don't have weapons. BUT WE DO HAVE.. uh.. something.. else.. yeah.