Satan's favourite Death Metal bands

Author: Tom_D666

Date: July 10, 2003

by Tom_D666
7-10-03
Hey, Satan, do you like Death Metal?
Oh, sure, I like, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Six Feet Under, Nile. But I'm more into Black Metal. You?
Uh... Well, I like Christian Met--
Stop. Talking. Now.
Why?
Because I hate you now. You didn't have to say such cruel words.