HELL! ain't a bad place!

Author: Tom_O_Bedlam

Date: December 21, 2001

by Tom_O_Bedlam
12-21-01
WELCOME TO THE FIERY PIT SINNER! I AM ITS LORD, THE LIGHTBRINGER! YOU SHALL COME TO CURSE THAT NAME AS YOUR FLESH BROILS FOR ETERNITY!
WILL YOU KNEEL BEFORE ME AND BEG FOR SALVATION, BEFORE I HURL YOU INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE?
First impressions are so important...
You're shorter than I expected.