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| Our language is missing something. . | |
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| We have gender specific terms for adults: 'man' and 'woman'. Children are 'boys' or 'girls' | |
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| But babies are just 'babies'. | |
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| We must do something about this! | |
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(An elephant and a pair of cymbals falling off a cliff)
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| Henceforth, babies in general will be 'bebes'. Male bebes will be 'hebes'; female ones shall be referred to as 'shebes'. | |
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| And a women carrying twins of different sexes will have a case of the "hebe-shebe"s! | |
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