The End Of The World, And How To Deal With It

Author: Tom_O_Bedlam

Date: January 10, 2002

by Tom_O_Bedlam
1-10-02
Here's how to survive Apocalypse in 3 simple steps:
If you see four horsemen coming down the street towards you:
1) Remove all sharp objects from your pockets.
2) Phone the Fire Brigade.
3) Run.
Simple, yet effective.