All comics by TomasZorro

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Okay I Bet your wondering what the hell happened here? Well let me tell you...
This morning everything was normal until it happened. A Flying saucer came down and zapped the whole world up leaving me to scavage for my self.
Well not quite. I Was tieing my lace at the time when it happened.

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Its been 3 days now and ive not been able to eat or drink.
Gabe why dont you just get up..
Well to be honest...Why i was tieing my lace some toxic shit fell onto my seat and now...
My Ass is glued to the bench!

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Wait a sec who sed that?
It was me the creator.
Huh Creator? Sheesh between you and me readers this guys a loopy...
Hey i heard that!
Well that was the idea...
Watch Out i have a Rubber!

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Okay so if your the writer could you like draw me a friend?
Yeah i could..
Well i wouldnt mined a attractive women
Na she was ugly...
She was my Wife!

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Okay so if you the creator could you like put me out of this situation....
Sure thing. Let me think!
OH Shit take me away. Germans.
Zis is 4 our countriez andz r peoplez..
Man stop playing im a jew.
Yer you do look like a virgin.

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Man im bored. Hey watcha doing...
Drawing you a friend...
Serious Thanks man. So is this one gona be real...
Wait for it...
A Squirrel. A Fuckin Squirrel.
Shut up. You Jew!

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Okay youve had your jokes now get me out of this mess.
Well i wish i could but i need the sacred eraser of the east...
The Sacred what of the were?
Eraser of the east!
Man this is getting seriously stupid.
Hey it was either that or find ya own dick. Oh sorry that would of been impossible.

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Ok so i gota find sum stinkin eraser but how can i? My ass is stuck to the damn seat!
Let me just fix that for you...
Thnks man...
Man you can tell your a jew from up here now.
I Prefered it on the bench.

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Look ive been walking for hours why havent i found it yet.
Well you have been walking east.
Yer so where is it?
A Man where a top hat and a glass eye shud have it...
Excuse me but have you seen a guy in a class eye and a top hat?
Yer he went that way..

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Wait a second. That...
Well done detective.
Hey dont be sarcastic with me.
Or wat. You gonna fight an invisible guy.
Man he thinks hes so clever!
Hey that wont work know what your thinkin Dumbass.

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Man am i glad that everyhtings back to normal.. you see i went back to that guy and offered him my shoes for his eraser.
He agreed and i made the creator make it good again. Hey wait my shoelaces untied.
The End...
Arrghh Fuck Not again. Oh Shit my ass is stuck to the seat.

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Bitch. I Send them down to make a small town.
And they make Chicago. Bastards. Theres only one thing to do...
Send down the Laywers...

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
And do you swear down not to follow the rights of the devil...
I Do..
And to believe in anything i do, say and make..
I Do...
You are ready child. Go forth and Kill Micheal Jackson...

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Look Brad i thought we had an agreement.
Look i know but....
But my ass. I Said no more comics...
Yer but you see.
Look cos of your comics everyone knows im Paris Hiltons Husband.
Really i just thought you were her pimp.

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
Hey son.
Hey Dad.
So how was school today.
Im 35 yrs old dad. i dont go to school. I Work as a carpenter and a phrophet.
And i thought i was a hard working.
I Know going without a shagg for 40 days and 40 nights is a nightmare!

 

by TomasZorro
7-01-06
And as we end mysmall collections of comics about God we pray.
For the poor, the needy and the homeless...
The end...
And that santa gets me a Xbox for christmas.

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