The Butt Wars Part 2: Commerical Break

Author: Tomba42

Date: March 10, 2005

by Tomba42
3-10-05
A public service message from God.
I need a cold refreshing Carnal Rush caffenaited beverge.
Hello my metallic friend, I bet you'd like to try some of my Carnal Rush plus, with extra riboflavin!
Would I?! I'd kick a puppy for some of that fresh new Carnal Rush!
Hold your horses there sport! No need for that! To try new improve Carnal Rush, all we'll need is...YOUR ETERNAL SOUL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Carnal Rush: It makes Hell...look good!
I can't resist the ultra puply taste of new improved Carnal Rush with extra riboflavin. I'd eat a baby for it!