The Butt Wars Part 3: The Tension Rises

Author: Tomba42

Date: March 10, 2005

by Tomba42
3-10-05
And now back to our feature presentation.
Did I mention it burns? It does. The entire butt cheek is burning and hot. And it throbs...oh does it throb.
Ok, stop right there. Too much damn information.
But.. But.. I am at wits end! I must remain on the forums, but my chair, my evill chair! Its taks my buttocks, it tasks them! Aid me! I beesech you!
If I was in the room with you, I'd kill you.
If you're not a wabbit, why do you hop and dance and hurt me so?
If you're a hunter why are you so freaking stupid?