All comics by TommyTheCat

 

by TommyTheCat
12-16-09
As a man of honor, I should elevate this discussion.
Sure.
Why do you want to rape children?
Is that a death threat?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-16-09
As a man of honor, I should elevate this discussion.
Sure.
Why do you support raping children?
Is that a death threat?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-16-09
Would you like to know the results of my reader poll?
Sure.
It's worse than I thought... they decided you're actually a child rapist.
Is that a death threat?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-16-09
Well, Mr. Proven Child Rapist, I challenge you to a debate about important ideas.
Sure.
Before we begin... are you still beating your wife with that hammer?
Is that a death threat?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-17-09
I think the President is a good man...
People didn't like that.
...and I'd never say I hope he fails.
That didn't go over to well either.
I've got it... let's talk about child rape.
I'm not sure... aren't child rapists still more popular than lawyers?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-17-09
I think the President is a good man...
People didn't like that.
...and I'd never say I hope he fails.
That didn't go over too well either.
I've got it... let's talk about child rape.
I'm not sure... aren't child rapists still more popular than lawyers?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-18-09
As a prosecutor, I'm trained to make devastating arguments with great skill.
With this amazing power I can destroy anyone who dares stand before me!
Too bad it only seems to work with people who can't get out of jury duty.

 

by TommyTheCat
12-20-09
The bread had shifty eyes... the mustard was duplicitous...
Sounds like a strong case.
... and over a billion people answered my poll saying the meat was blasphemous.
Should have been a slam dunk!
Who'd have thought a ham sandwhich could be so cunning?
Are you sure it wasn't a pastrami on rye?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-20-09
The bread had shifty eyes... the mustard was duplicitous...
Sounds like a strong case.
... and over a billion people answered my poll saying the meat was blasphemous.
Should have been a slam dunk!
Who'd have thought a ham sandwich could be so cunning?
Are you sure it wasn't a pastrami on rye?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-21-09
The accused is a death threatening, baby punching, falsehood telling, glue sniffing, child raping, snuff film peddling, house husbanding, money grubbing, kitten eating, violence talking...
...uhhh... jerkface.
That's your whole case?
Hmmm... what if I repeat it a couple dozen times?
Genius!

 

by TommyTheCat
12-22-09
...it could even be said that the accused has waged a war against God himself...
Would you like to write a misleading polemic? Yes or No?
...is he guilty of deicide? I humbly suggest to you that the answer is yes.
Would you like to use your standard template? Yes or No?
Maybe I should go with God raper. That sounds even worse.
Have you lost your shit? Yes or No?

 

by TommyTheCat
12-22-09
It could even be said that he has waged a war against God himself.
Would you like to write a misleading polemic? Yes or No?
Possibly guilty of deicide? I humbly suggest to you that the answer is yes!
Would you like to use your standard template? Yes or No?
Maybe I should go with God raper. That sounds even worse.
Have you lost your mind? Yes or No?

 

by TommyTheCat
5-03-10
There are lots of brown people.
Yes. There are.
Like, really a lot of them.
I've noticed.
Science!

 

by TommyTheCat
5-03-10
There are lots of brown people.
Yes. There are.
Like, really a lot of them.
I've noticed.
That might be them now.

 

by TommyTheCat
11-13-10
Been awhile.
Yeah, I suppose so.
Quite an election.
Yep.
Kill anyone lately?

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