All comics by Toms_Therapy

 

by Toms_Therapy
1-11-05
Hair in Cheltenham people who like rock music are forced to attend the Two Pigs on a Saturday Night
No we don't have any pAperchAse, Shellac or Mad Capsule Markets.
See I can play the b-side from kasabians latest single and the dance floor will go mad and that camp guy will get excited. But if I play anything you like the place will empty.
Is that a rubber mat down there?

 

by Toms_Therapy
1-11-05
Racism is common in Cheltenham and every Sunday night Cheltenham Averages race their cars around the inner circuit. I want to be a racist but I can't drive.
Oi ya fuckin Greebo!!!
Oi ya fuckin Goth!!!
Whats that strange feeling in my groin?

 

by Toms_Therapy
1-11-05
Its Noon O'Clock in Cheltenham and the Goths are dodging the sun.
I'm sick of this conformist world forever trying to get me to dress and act like they do on TV and in commercials.
Yeah me too
I'm glad there are people like Tim Burton and Marylin Manson, cuz they prove that we can be individuals and not just follow the crowd of people who are so insecure they bow to a consumer lifestyle.
Yeah me too
Wanna go listen to The Cure and paint our nails black?
Yeah OK

 

by Toms_Therapy
1-13-05
Its been 18 hours since 6 O'Clock and GCHQ Agent John Bower has become entangled with local authorities.
Listen to me, I know I was throwing cocaine at children in the playground but I was forced to, now you are interfering with a Goverment investigation, call GCHQ and they'll confirm who I am
I've already tried that and Mr Almoba who you say is the only one who can do this is unavailable at the moment we'll just have to wait for now.
20 Minutes of tension pass while a sub plot involving the Prime Minister is taking place.
Now that you've got all the facts I need you to pointlessly help me in a minor sub mission which will ulitmately result in your death. Now what else did Almoba say?
He said your attractive teenage daughter has been kidnapped again after a series of intangible events that would never occur on any other day.

 

by Toms_Therapy
1-14-05
WHAT?
Dude you are a fag!

 

by Toms_Therapy
1-18-05
I can't believe I can't shake this stupid fucking 'Manlove' nickname, sure it was funny the first few times but fuck...
... its bad enough that my friends find it funny to crack it out occasionally but even people who are friends of people I consider aquaintances have called me it...
... Its not like I've ever done anything to justify this label, lets face if you took a list of names from our group of friends of guys who have kissed guys my name wouldnt be on there ...
...Well the buck stops here!! I'm so incensed that the next person to call me it I'm gonna tell to fuck right off and never talk to them again!!
Hey my friend says your called 'Manlove'. I'm the hot young pornstar who has just moved in next door and I just love guys who are comfortable with Homosexual nicknames wanna come see my bedroom?
Oh for Fuck's sake!!

 

by Toms_Therapy
1-20-05
Well its been a week since I made my feelings clear on that ridiculous moniker . I finally feel that I can venture out into the world again...
At least that comic was only specific if you were familiar with our group of friends and its been kept that way...
....it would have been highly embarassing if they have mentioned my full name thus revealling to anyone who has no clue as to who I am the annoying nickname for them to use.
...Ha ha, actually that situation would have been thoroughly embarassing if you consider that the website has thousands of users.
I guess when you put it that way it seems rather trivial in perspective.
Wow that could have been bad. Oooh a new comic by kirstin wonder what this one will be about.

 

by Toms_Therapy
1-26-05
With the Adventure nearly over Gandalafus The Navy and LilFloppySocks82 are facing great peril
I fear all is lost. The Dark Lord and his hordes are upon us, I have done all I can but am no longer strong enough to hold The Defense of The Sacred haven Spell...
...I am affraid it is up to you LilFloppySocks82. Take my staff, for it is written that the most unlikely of hero will rise and light our darkest hour. The worlds fate is in your hands.
Even as the Dark Lord struck Gandalafus down with a lightening strike the gravity of the situation didn't seem to take hold.
I've got a +2 on Animal Ken, can I call a rabbit and make it my pet?

 

by Toms_Therapy
8-30-05
4.30 am Monday at the Green Belt Festival Cheltenham
What an amazing weekend of brilliant Christian Rock, good company, fun camping, group activity....
Yes and to top it all a beautiful sunrise to see out the weekend. It's moments like these I realise what a beautiful world we live in.
4.30 am Monday at the Reading Festival
Fuck....does anyone else have a fucking gas canister, or a can of cunting beans that we can detonate like a motherfucker on the fire....Shit I'm wasted... aughhhrrrRRREADING!!!!!

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