SUNDAY MORNING: Starring Joe Ashcroft and DEATH!!!

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: April 25, 2001

by Toots_MacFadden
4-25-01
7:00 AM last Sunday on the outskirts of HELL
Hello Joseph....whoooo-ooooo...my name is DEATH and I've come to CLAIM YOU unless you can say SOMETHING that will change my MIND!!!
I...uh...ahem...daaah...that is to say...oh, may I make a phone call? Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Bebebebebebeh OH NO! Wasawa! *ah-choo* *sniff* Oh damn! What I mean to say is..god damn you GIVE ME a sec!
Meanwhile, in Joe's gastrol pit of despair
WOO WOO CHUGA CHUGA WOO WOO WOO!!!!
HO HO HO HER CUM DE BEDY STINK STINK TRAIN TO DA SHOOTS FOR ANO PWEASSURE!!! HAH HAH HAH!!!
*PAPAPAPAPAFFFTHHRUPPAHHHhh!*
Oh my god...I CAN'T BELIEVE you did that in my face!
Do we HAVE to talk about it?!?!