SUNDAY MOURNINGS: Starring JOE ASHCROFT in 15 MINS OF FLAME!

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: June 3, 2003

by Toots_MacFadden
6-03-03
FORSAKEN BY HUMANITY, half starved, and having COMPLETELY BRASSED OFF our god and savior, SAINT JOSEPH decides to reconcile with the DEVIL!!!
alright, Alright, ALRIGHT!!!! Tell me MY DARK LORD, what must I do to restore MARROW IN THY BONES?!?!
*hack* *whoo-hooo* *cough* GOOD TO SEE YOU JOE!!! Quickly now, DIP YOUR LOINS in my FLAME!!!
OH MY GOD!!! That sounds so GAY!!!
DOOOO IIIIIIIT!!! FOR HELL'S SAKE MAN there's a CELEBRITY WIFE ON THE LINE HERE!!!
Ah ah ah!!! NOT UNLESS you throw in the GIFT OF INVISIBILITY!!!
What the...? oh you're good JOE!!! HAH HAH HAH!!! AH HAR HARH HAR!!! It's done!!! Now dip THINE LOINS IN ME SLOWLY NOW...and hold the position until you hear a SOFT SIZZLING SOUND!!!