The NEW Odd Couple: 2. "I left my heart at wounded pee..."

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: March 5, 2002

by Toots_MacFadden
3-05-02
Meanwhile, back at Adam's place, we find our hero and his dad in deep conversation...
So.....dad. I guess it's good to have you...ah...here.
Crap, Ad, it will only be for a few weeks and I'm gone, I swear.
Now where's the pussy up in this place?
Dad.... *whew*...ah...I'm....well, ya see... I'm, oh gosh. Let me put it this way; You may see a few dongs around this join but nary a snatch.
Oh my god...
...total sausage-fest.