The NEW Odd Couple: 3."Yanks for the memories..."

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: March 5, 2002

by Toots_MacFadden
3-05-02
We find our hero trying to spin his way out of his latest caper...
Adam, I don't understand. When did this happen?
Dad, there isn't a specific moment in time when you 'become' gay. It simply happens.
And besindes, I'd rather you accepted...
Listen you rubes, I'm not paying you to stroke yourselves. Now get to work!
Fuck, we could be getting paid for that?
Fuck, I thought I WAS getting paid for that?