SUNDAY MOURNINGS: Starring Joe Ashcroft in DON'T DO IT MAN!!

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: March 6, 2002

by Toots_MacFadden
3-06-02
Having signed over his soul and a sexual favor in exchange for fame, Saint Joe finds himself at an emotional crossroads!
Will you please at least TURN THE LIGHTS OFF!!!THIS IS GOING TO BE HUMILIATING FOR ME!!!
Well of course...now that the HARD DEALING'S DONE I guess it won't hurt to show you my sensitive side. I PROMISE I'll be respectful of who you are...just think of how PRETTY your wife will be!
Wait! Wait, wait, wait...(sob) let me just get ready for a second (sniff) OK? This...this is the first time I've ever...
...been with a MAN?
Ba-hhooo-bo-hoo-hoo-hoo (sniff) Uh huh. Just let me...
ENOUGH OF YOUR BLUBBERING!!! I said I'll TURN THE LIGHTS OFF but then this PITCHFORK'S COMIN' AT 'CHA!!! *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* PREPARE FOR ANAL INSERTION!!!