SUNDAY MOURNINGS:Starring Joe Ashcroft in STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: March 6, 2002

by Toots_MacFadden
3-06-02
In a DRAMATIC TWIST of IRONY, Saint Joseph has found himself engaged in the most ABHORRED OF SODOMIES!!!
Oh my God...
Ohhhh...SHE'S LEAVING!!! ON THAT MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA!!!
But unbeknownst to both, in the DARKEST DEPTHS of FORGOTTEN PLACES, two little CHINESE IMPS in Joes stomach are FREED from their OWNER'S TOMB!!!
Oh!!! WEEBE WEEBE FREE-IE FREE-IE OPIN POTA FO DEE POOPEE!!!!
Ahhhh (cough) AHH SO SUNFWOWA!!! PWEPARE DEE GASTWHA INCINEWATA!!!!
KAAAA-POOOOOPPPAAAAAAAPPPPpppffffffrrrrrrrrrtttttt!!!!
Hah HAH!!! STOPPING SO SOON!?!??
BY JUDAS!!! THAT BLAST COMBINED WITH MY OWN EVIL HAS REDUCED ME TO FLAMES!!!! YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME!!!