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by Topster
6-26-09
Moments before the recent dramatic events in Southern California
So Max, How you going to sort out the FIA/FOTA war then?
Don't worry Sniff I've got a plan involving a massive distraction
Get me M Jackson on the phone, and tell himsomething shocking, like he is about to be number one all over the world again

 

by Topster
6-26-09
Flashback to May 2008
You look very pleased with yourself Violet….
Yes Gareth, a nice Chinese GP2 driver said he would give me a kiss if he finished in the top ten at Monaco
Ho Pin Tung?
No, I’ll be happy with just a peck on the cheek!

 

by Topster
6-26-09
You really seemed to enjoy the British Grand Prix?
Of course, my home race is always very special, innit? Y'know nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean , bulldogs, a cuppa tea and cucumber sandwiches. I love Silverstone to bits me ole china
Thank you very much Sebastien Vettel
Cor Blimey guv, don't mention it

 

by Topster
6-26-09
Michael Eavis, you have to say, it really is an extraordinary event isn't it
Well yes, it's wonderful seeing so many people from all over coming together to stay up all night, take drugs and share a truly masssive experience
Will Glastonbury always be like this do you think?
Glastonbury? oh sorry I thought you were talking about Le Mans

 

by Topster
6-26-09
Michael Eavis Comments
Michael Eavis, you have to say, it really is an extraordinary event isn't it
Well yes, it's wonderful seeing so many people from all over coming together to stay up all night, take drugs and share a truly masssive experience
Will Glastonbury always be like this do you think?
Glastonbury? oh sorry I thought you were talking about Le Mans

 

by Topster
7-29-09
BMW Headquarters, Munich
Dr Mario Theissen, BMW are leaving F1 at the end of this season, why?
Well, BMW has a reputation for building sporting cars, and are often refered to as the "Ultimate Driving Machine".....
Yes....and?
The BMW Board thought I looked too much like Ned Flanders from The Simpsons and that was devaluing the company brand.
Hmm, point taken.
Do you think Frank Williams would have me back?

 

by Topster
8-11-09
So Michael why exactly have you cancelled your dramatic return to F1?
Beause I have a massive pain in the neck, Gareth.
Really? I thought your brother Ralf was well out of the way these days!

 

by Topster
8-17-09
Lewis Hamilton discusses FIA justice with Pat Symonds
I don't get it Pat
Don't get what Lewis?
The FIA gave my McLaren team a fine of $50 Million, and yet your lot; Renault get away with a fine of just $50 Thousand!
Yeah, but what's your Merc CLK 63 AMG Black series worth?
Gareth Jones On Speed every 11 days www.garethjones.tv
$135,000, why?
Renault gave ME a Twingo

 

by Topster
9-11-09
Flavio Briatore, what do you have to say to the accusation that your team deliberatelly asked Piquet to crash, so Alonso could win the Singapore GP?
Ehhhhhhhhh, well, isssa Forrmuula One, ees nt effair that theese is what he say about our team
But is it true though, did the team ask Piquet to stuff it in the wall?
Nooah, abbsossulettllly the team did not do it.
Flavio Briatore thank you
I don't actually consider myself part of the team I just take Renault's cash

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