Based on true to life Internal Strife

Author: TotalTommyTerror

Date: October 11, 2003

by TotalTommyTerror
10-11-03
Ok, so you want a girlfriend. So, how are you going about doing this?
Well, I usually dance with a buncha chicks when I go to clubs and drinking. I've even asked a few out.
And nobody's biting?
Nah, every chick I dance and drink with has a boyfriend or husband or some stupid crap like that!
Well, why the fuck are they dancing with you if they've already got a boyfriend!
I don't fucking know! Maybe they've got loser non-cool boyfriends who're rich, that they just need to get out and freak on a Low Income guy like myself!