i could probably turn this into something, but whatevs

Author: Totally_Lofthamn

Date: January 12, 2003

i have a special talent of not only standing up on my hind legs, but doing so on a round object
i'm sexaaaaaay!
i'm a chemist who won a big nobel prize, fool.
i'm pretty damn gangsta for 45 years old with 2 houses in the 'burbs and a Benz without any aftermarket products.
we doin' this shit from Saudi to Iran nigga...
i have finally found that special something that makes me happy, being a hero. protecting the law. 9-11. 7-11. donughts. power.
you make MY job so much more fun.