All comics by Tpjunkie

 

by Tpjunkie
12-10-02
...and somewhere, someone is crying.
Oh Christ on a stick, not another crappy online comic strip, with no plot and jokes that aren't funny and make no sense.
...and so, as I lay on the massage chair while being pistol whipped by a.....
This isn't even a real comic strip! These are just other people's stolen drawings rearranged into some semblance of wit or humor. This doesn't even make sense! What a total waste of bandwith.
...Thank god the liberal dems don't know what me and my pals in the Whitehouse are up to. It can be our little secret!
At least this pile of crap will probably never see the light of day, and if it does, at least there probably won't be anymore of its kind.
Tyler says, "Use soap."

 

by Tpjunkie
12-11-02
Ah, another unfufilling, boredom filled day in the life of an electronic creation...or at least I can hope.
What stupid, pointless addition to my humble comic world will I have to encounter today?
...I shall call him Mini-Me
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
...I think I just shit my pants.

 

by Tpjunkie
12-11-02
One day, I hope
Sometimes in the city, I see a hobo. Usually, it makes me pause for a minute and think...
What would Jesus do?
to be as good a hobo basher
H-hey, can you sp-spare any change?
Hmmm....what to do, what to do?
as she is.
But then I remember that I hate hoboes like I hate Jesus, and beat the crap out of them.

 

by Tpjunkie
12-13-02
...and from all over the world, many came to seek His wisdom...
Hey everyone, I can see my house from up here!

 

by Tpjunkie
12-16-02
Dum da da dum dum dum...Break is boring...
FUCK DA POLICE, FUCK DA POLICE! Screeching Weasle rules!
*See MrWuggum's Strip: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=mrwuggum&ID=108210
Aren't you supposed to be Tuz's new best friend*? Damnit Jason, get out of my comic!
Well, I was, but then I realized that I have nothing in common with him, at all.
And so what are you doing here?
Aw, come on, gimme some punk lovin'!

 

by Tpjunkie
12-17-02
No Jason, I'm definitely *not* going to give you any "Punk Lovin'" Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
Remember who you're talking to here.
Oh yeah. Sorry.
Let's not forget that incident where I was paid 45 dollars to buy a dildo to beat beat up a freshman with a mullet with. I'd have done it too, if the damned things weren't so expensive.
I'm going to pretend I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah and I'm going to pretend to be a small Asian girl until you do. Too bad only one of us here can back up their speech with action.

 

by Tpjunkie
12-19-02
I can do this!
Hnnngghh!
Yes!
Oh yeah!
Well?
Sorry, dispite your best dancing efforts, disco is still dead. And you know? I think its better that way.

 

by Tpjunkie
12-20-02
Come, I shall go on a mighty quest to bring back disco!
I dunno, if that's such a great idea. I think disco being dead might be a good thing.
Nonsense, I'm going now! We'll all be wearing leisure suits in no time!
...
Aw, fuck it, disco sucks anyway.
I knew you'd see reason.

 

by Tpjunkie
1-21-03
Hey Pete, whats up? By the way, are you trying to impersonate me, with orange hair?
No, and fuck you, you narcissistic bastard. Anyway, whats up with you Jeff?
Not a whole helluva lot. I learned something today, though.
Really, what's that?
When you're apologizing to a girl, and buying her a six pack of Bacardi Silver, the guys at the beer store are still gonna laugh at you.
It's funny 'cause it's true.

 

by Tpjunkie
2-15-03
It's all fun and games
Hey she's kinda cute, and looking to put out tonight...Magnus and Evan are workin' it too though...
*Nods, and points to the door*
Dude, that could so be either of us, right now.
Until someone takes virginity away.
Shut up Evan. Just shut up.

 

by Tpjunkie
2-15-03
Evan, did you see that? I mean did you SEE that?
Yeah. I know. He didn't say anything. He just looked over, raised an eyebrow, and pointed at the door.
I mean, what the FUCK? That move has never in the history of man ever worked. How? How could that work?
I'm just gonna say I never had any desire to hook up with her. And when pressed I think I'll break down crying.
Works for my ego.
I'm gonna have go with the amount of volumizer in his hair.

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