Horrible attempt at being funny

Author: Treetops

Date: January 29, 2004

by Treetops
1-29-04
Wala... here I am your wishing donkey, as per your instructions Guy on Bench who I can't think of a name for yet.
yay
So umm... what's your wish?
I want a name and you to vanish and leave me to my depressing nonexistant world.
You got it, your new name is Pacman and tough luck, I'm your donkey for life, sorta like that genie from I dream of Genie.
I need to get a new bench.