Smirnoff's Wond'rous Travels!

Author: Trey_Suckabeefio

Date: January 10, 2008

Oh, dear. Where am I now? My Magic Tricycle must be malfunctioning once again! But wait, little cow - what have I here?
Yes, a nice shiny watch to look at! Yes... look at it! You are feeling tired now, getting verrrry sleeeeepy...
...zzz...
God damn it, sir, with all due respect, these reckless binges have got to stop.