For nragemachine ("Fatal Fluffy Friend")

Author: Trey_Suckabeefio

Date: January 11, 2008

re: nragemachine/416264
Hey, gramma. Remember that story about the duck from the nursing home that could sense when people were going to die?
Vaguely.
Well anyway this is the very same nursery home! I hope you like it here.
Wait, so if the duck follows you around and won't leave you alone that means you're going to die?
Yes. But don't worry, gramma. You'll be safe here.
I've been looking all over for you. We're out of onions.