Do They Look Freaking Asian?!

Author: Tri

Date: December 11, 2001

by Tri
12-11-01
It's time for little eskimo Johnny to pick his bride.
We're not fucking asian.
We eat whale blubber.
So girls, why should Johnny pick you?
When I grow up I want to cook and clean and do lesbian stuff and make pie. Just like all women should.
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What the fox, nothing to say? Wench.
I'm hotter than you.