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by Trihan
1-05-04
You come here often?
Nah, first time.
That's cool, me too.
Thought so.
You realise you're talking to yourself, right?
Yeah...yeah, I'm kinda fucked up like that.

 

by Trihan
1-05-04
Hey, squirrel.
Yo, Gabe.
You realise you're talking to a squirrel, right?
Of course I do, magical pink donkey. What do I look like, insane?
It was at around this point that Gabe considered the benefits of serious therapy.
I'm considering the benefits of serious therapy.
Nonsense, meatling. You're as sane as a herd of potatoes.

 

by Trihan
1-05-04
And now it's time to read the fanmail!
Loud rejoicing
Well...this is shit. Seems we have a complaint about the first two strips having continuity.
Deafening silence
Just for you guys, this strip makes absolutely no sense at all! And I'm hammering a nail into my head.
Fag.

 

by Trihan
1-06-04
I HAVE COME FOR YOU GABE.
But it isn't my time yet! There are so many games I haven't played!
IT IS USELESS TO RESIST. YOUR SOUL IS MI-
Look! A three headed monkey!
And so marked the first time in known history that Death wished he could do a >_< emoticon.
WHERE? I DON'T SEE...DAMN, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TRY TO REAP GAMERS.

 

by Trihan
1-11-04
You won't know this, but the comic is officially called "Adventures of Gabe".
I don't really have enough poses to allow a wide variety of comic ideas, so it was necessary to bring in a co-star, effectively halving my wages.
But someone seems to have set him on fire. Who could have done that?
The pain...the burning, agonising pain...

 

by Trihan
1-11-04
Let's see what IRC would be like if it was real life.
[CloudSephiroth324098098] were can i dl rm2k3 pls tel me pls
[RPG-Advocate] GVL detected! Command?
[CloudSephiroth324098098] lolol u use porper gramar n stuf u r gay
[RPG-Advocate] What's that? Hammer the GVL to death? Okay!
[CloudSephiroth324098098] u suk...
[RPG-Advocate] Lamer purged!

 

by Trihan
1-12-04
Hello? Yes, this is he.
Hi, Gabe? This is the U. O. US. Money company. We'd like to offer you an exciting once in a lifetime offer only available to specially selected customers!
Exciting offer? Sure, I'm interested. Just call back on the fourth Tuesday of next week and I'll make an order.
Fourth Tuesday of next week? Okay, it's a deal! Talk to you then!
Sucker.
Oh boy! A sale! A sale! Wait til the boss hears about this!

 

by Trihan
1-12-04
One week later...
Hi? Yeah, this is he.
Hi, Gabe? This is the U. O. US. Money company. You told me to call back on the fourth Tuesday of this week?
But...a week only has one...
I talked to ol' Lucifer, the boss. He agreed to put another three Tuesdays in the week for me. This is the fourth one, so may I take your order please?
Well I'll be damned.
Not for another...7 years, 5 months, 2 weeks and a day.

 

by Trihan
1-12-04
Dad, what do you think mom would say if she were alive today?
Hmm...
I'm sure she'd say "Gabe, son, you're a total screwup. But I love you anyway."
"Butch? What are you doing with that knife? No...please! Noooooo!"
What?

 

by Trihan
1-13-04
Today's strip was going to be about some kind of nuclear fission reactor, but there was a slight change of plan.
This strip sucks! I don't get paid enough, the creator couldn't carry a joke in a bucket, and...why did my microphone just...oh.
I guess it's fair to say I deserved that.

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