CC 171: Canada IV

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: February 18, 2003

by Trippingbillee
2-18-03
Yes, I'm safe here in Canada! Time for a nefarious laugh! Hahahahaha.
Excuse me, sir. Are you an U.S. citizen who viciously assaulted and murdered a man about two weeks ago? You fit the profile we were given.
No, sir. But I am enjoying my stay in Canada.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to bring you to the stupid police station with guys who wear dumb hats for questioning. Eh.
Oh, drat! Now I'm going to have to face the consequences.
No, in Canada prisoners go to hockey games and drink Canadian beer. And play in the snow.