Hail to the Thief

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: June 1, 2003

by Trippingbillee
6-01-03
Who are you?
I'm Satan. I've come to take you to hell for downloading Radiohead's new album.
Why? It's not even out yet. I'm going to buy it when it comes out.
I guess that's fair. You pinky promise you'll buy it?
*Pop*
Sure... Hey! What happened? The power went out!
I farted, and my farts are like neutron bombs.