CC 191: Rocket Science

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: June 7, 2003

by Trippingbillee
6-07-03
Have you ever noticed that our house is made of rocks?
No. What makes you say that?
Well, look around. It is. It's just a pile of rocks.
Look, I'm no rock scientist, or even a house scientist, but I think I know a pile of rocks from a house.
I'm divorcing you.
Look, I'm no divorce scientist, but I'm pretty sure that "divorce" isn't even a word.