My girlfriend makes me watch Road Rules.

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: July 1, 2003

by Trippingbillee
7-01-03
I just don't know, Kalib. We're both just so attractive, and on "Road Rules", but I just can't see us ever getting along.
But we're young, stupid "diverse" kids who are willing to show the world how pathetic we are.
Well, we do have great bodies.
And...Our spelling skills are adequate enough to send a letter to MTV.
Ok, Kalib. Our nonsensical fighting does nothing. Lets have sex.
I'm gay.