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| Lately I've been thinking about string theory. Or rather, M-theory. You know, the theory that the universe is made up of vibrating, one dimensional strings? | |
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| No, I have no idea what you're talking about. But I'm sure I could read a short "physics" book they have in the bestseller section and learn everything you know about it. | |
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| You're just dorky enough to actually pick up that book and read it. You just want me to think you're smart. | |
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| I've had sex with a girl. | |
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