Comic Cup X: Round 1

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: August 14, 2003

by Trippingbillee
8-14-03
Sigh. Your "teleportation" machine seems to only take us into the middle of the desert, Tim. I guess we'll never be Wizards like Harry Potter.
Ok. Look at all the Eagles in the sky. They'll tell us where to find food.
Those are vultures. And you're a robot, not an animal. You don't need food.
I trained myself to eat human food the other day. Even my vomiting looks convincing.
Why did you train yourself to vomit?
Chicks dig robots who expell partially digested Nuggets of carbohydrates and proteins.